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Name: Luke
Country: United Kingdom
Metro: Bristol
Birthday: 2/10/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: Guitar, bass, piano, cooking, kickboxing, wasting my life on xanga/myspace/facebook
Expertise: Sleeping
Occupation: Marketing
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Member Since: 3/22/2004

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Monday, June 25, 2007


So (worst intro to an update ever)

This week I have been mostly eating...eggs. Protein!! GRRR

I figured I should update, Stefan did and you know he's cool so I'm going for it.
 
Well all I'm doing now that my exams are over is working and working out, working is going nicely, I'm earning lots of money which is nice, working out is going less well, I've sprained my left pec which is pretty horrifically painful, I thought, as with most things, that working out harder will make it better. It didn't. So now I'm probably out for a good week or 2 at least I think! On the plus side I've lost a stone and a half in the last 6 months and dropped a jeans size!

I passed all my exams, averaged a high 2.2, think it was 57.8 or something, gonna re-do a piece of coursework to hopefully boost me up to a 2.1.

Went and saw Paradise Lost, that was pretty filth. That being said I'm currently watching Sex in the City and you know my previous record of films I like so why you'd listen to me I don't know.

So a lot of my friends are scattered around the world/country/drunk so I'm quite bored really, moving house on sunday tho and that'll be good!

I think that will do for now.

Leave your complaints/corrections/scathing remarks about my update in the chatterbox provided--------->

love ricey

x


Monday, June 04, 2007

YOU'RE boring

Hello!

This week I have been mostly eating...bread.

WHOOOO exams are all over, all went fairly reasonably, and I passed all my coursework! a-whoo-hoo!!

So Friday night I got fully and properly twatted. Here's what I had to drink, according to patchy bits of memory and what people have told me.

1 x Double vodka red bull
2x Pint Kroenenburg - (how do you spell that?)

then this is where i'm quite impressed with myself...

18 (yes, 18) x vodka + coke

I was seriously more drunk than I think I have ever been. I forgot pretty large parts of the night and did something that I probably shouldn't which seems to have bitten me in the ass.

It was awesome.

So my last exam was pretty bloody easy, I wrote 15 pages in 3 hours which isn't too bad for me really. Saturday was a write-off till I had to get up at 5 for work. That was hard.

Jenny's buggered off to Thailand for 6 weeks which is sort of gay but sort of quite nice as well. The last month's been pretty tense.

Been playing snooker a bit as well, it's really good fun, the tables are super-huge.
Seriously, I'd say that if you lined up all the pictures that Stefan takes of himself and put them in a line, they'd probably only just stretch the length of the table.

Written a few more lyrics which I'm pretty happy with, think I might get some recording stuff.

What's better than nailing a 3 year old to a tree?

....


Ripping it back off again

Came out with some classics on Friday, for example, Laura, who has a weird stomach thing so can't drink said "You're really drunk" to which I apparently replied "YOU'RE drunk"
Also, Max saying to me "I love drunk Luke" and me apparently replying  "I love me too"

I need to get drunk more often.

Haven't been to the gym in weeks due to lack of time and money, seem to have lost weight tho which is nice, but I'm worried that it's just muscle wastage.
I mean seriously, if you put all the photos Stefan takes of himself on a set of scales, they'd probably only just weigh less than me.

Right I'm bored I'm gonna watch Hollyoaks

Mwahs x x



Thursday, May 24, 2007

No I'm not going to poo myself in this update

Hello God? It's me, Ricey...

This week I have been mostly eating...melon

So then thought I'd update again! Exams still going well, got to use big words in my last exam such as banton ganglia-thalamocortical circuits. Awesome.

Gym stuff is still pretty good, I managed to get in like 4 times this week and yet again started putting on weight as soon as I got back into it. I'm assuming it's muscle but it's still depressing when I get on the scales.

Thought I'd join Don in putting a slightly less precise recipe on here for salmon with a spicy prawn and tomato sauce.

It's dead easy, chop up some shallots, tomatoes and peppers and sautee them in a bit of white wine.  Add some chopped garlic and a bit of tomato puree, then add some chilli powder, a bit of curry powder, some cumin, some freshly chopped coriander and a bit of paprika and then chuck in as many prawns as you like (frozen or fresh, just bear in mind frozen will take longer) season it well obviously. Then season your salmon fillet and just lay it on top of the sauce and stick a lid on the pan, or just cover it somehow.
The salmon steams/poaches in about 5-6 mins, turn it halfway through
Then serve it with rice. Delicious.

Also works well in a white wine sauce.

I'm watching a program on breakdancers, they're funny, and ripped!

So I hear Stefan pooed himself. I really can't top that story.

Next time I'm out I'll make a concerted effort to urinate or defecate on someone or something (not you Gordon)

Back to revision
whooooohoooooo

Ricey x x


Monday, May 21, 2007

Hello!

This week I have been mostly eating...bananas

Firstly, a couple of film reviews that I've seen recently:

Farce of the penguins - From the back of the box it sounded legendary: Samuel L Jackson narrating a humerously dubbed over March of the Penguins. It was pretty dull and only funny in a few key places.

Beer Fest - Absolutely f-ing hilarious, seriously, if you're a man you'll love it. Just think international drinking competitions, hilarious puns, stereotypical Germans, people being shot inappropriately.

Blades of Glory - Random, ridiculous, homoerotic, hilarious.

Spiderman 3 - Trash. CGI was good, but Venom wasn't in it long enough, and the rest of it was filth.

The Magicians - Not as good as I was hoping but still pretty damn funny.

Wow I've seen far too many films. Maybe this is why I'm failing my course.

I'm not really failing, first 2 exams went pretty well and most of my coursework has been over 55% which is nice.

Gym is taking a back seat at the moment but still going pretty well, running 4 miles in about 37 minutes at the moment which I'm quite happy with.

Also I'm getting nicely ripped.
ish.

Work's ok, friends are cool for the most part.

Fun times. Revision seems to have made me hideously boring. Sorry.

xx


Monday, May 14, 2007

Almost forgot: sickest joke I think I've ever heard:

Why do you put a baby in the blender  feet first?






So you can cum in it's face.



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